Accident Statement


This statement is a scanned document, sorry, not a text file. It's basically me snarking about the fact that this poor detective, like ninety per cent of people from the United States, refers to the whole of the United Kingdom as England, and thus opens the statement by having me declare I was born in England, and reside in Wales, England. Also I say that while the cab I was in was being driven aggressively, it was, quote, by no means more aggressive than any yellow cabs that I have encountered in New York City, end quote. Which is probably true.